Well Hello There

So I'm kind of a lazy motherfucker, Internet. I know, I know. I'm so sorry.
And to be honest, this isn't even going to be a full post.

Yes, I'm a terrible person.

I made a flowchart, because I was bored. This flowchart is basically the progression of what happens when a gentleman attempts to bed me. This happens a lot. I'll make a real post once I find my tablet, but right now, a flowchart:

There you have it.

I'll update again soon, I swears it!

Au revoir for now, Internet.