And to be honest, this isn't even going to be a full post.
Yes, I'm a terrible person.
I made a flowchart, because I was bored. This flowchart is basically the progression of what happens when a gentleman attempts to bed me. This happens a lot. I'll make a real post once I find my tablet, but right now, a flowchart:
There you have it.
I'll update again soon, I swears it!
Au revoir for now, Internet.